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shah2025-01-24 11:22 a.m.
NOTICE: THIS CASE IS PART OF THE COURT'S WEBSITE PILOTS PROJECT. ALL FILINGS MUST BE CONDUCTED THROUGH THE WEBSITE. A TRELLO CARD WILL MIRROR THIS CASE.
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clerkFlowBot2025-01-24 11:22 a.m.
Case Modified
@shah has added @Brenda to the case channel.
shah2025-01-24 11:22 a.m.
@Brenda
shah2025-01-24 11:22 a.m.
@mike_bn
Brenda2025-01-24 11:22 a.m.
Thank you
Brenda2025-01-24 11:37 a.m.
Courtesy copy to save you the time of a solving a maze to find my pleading! @mike_bn
Thursday, January 30, 2025 at 11:21 p.m. (5 months ago)
mike_bn2025-01-25 11:22 p.m.
^ deadline for reply to civil complaint
Counselor2025-01-25 11:23 p.m.
Noted ty
mike_bn2025-01-25 11:25 p.m.
np
mike_bn
@capsulesalesman brenda appointed you as counsel
capsulesalesman2025-01-25 11:33 p.m.
I am not able to practice before this Court given my position, Your Honor.(edited)
capsulesalesman2025-01-25 11:35 p.m.
Oops…I apologize.
capsulesalesman2025-01-25 11:58 p.m.
I’m willing to file Brenda’s documents for her. I’m not going to provide representation in any other capacity, though.
capsulesalesman
I’m willing to file Brenda’s documents for her. I’m not going to provide representation in any other capacity, though.
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:14 a.m.
perfect i guess
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:14 a.m.
you are appointed as uh
capsulesalesman
I am not able to practice before this Court given my position, Your Honor.(edited)
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:14 a.m.
your dumbass would be my preferred title
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:15 a.m.
idk what you are appointed as
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:15 a.m.
i appoint you as e-filer for this case
Counselor2025-01-26 12:39 a.m.
I found my lawyer
Counselor2025-01-26 12:40 a.m.
@jackg1 is my lawyer @mike_bn
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mike_bn2025-01-26 12:46 a.m.
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:46 a.m.
@jackg1 added
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mike_bn2025-01-26 12:46 a.m.
take note of reply deadline
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:47 a.m.
@jackg1 plaintiff requested emergency hearing on their tro
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:47 a.m.
are you available tomorrow
jackg12025-01-26 12:47 a.m.
Let me speak with Mr. Mohammed Your Jackass
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:48 a.m.
thank you sir
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:48 a.m.
i am disclosing ex parte with plaintiff for the sole reason they are banned from the discord
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:48 a.m.
i will send a comprehensive list of my communications at the end of this proceeding
jackg12025-01-26 12:48 a.m.
Christ
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
let me know what mohammed says
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
he doesnt need to be present
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
but if i set it for
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
lets say 4pm est
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
could you make that
jackg12025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
Well
jackg12025-01-26 12:49 a.m.
I cant speak on behalf of Abullah
jackg12025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
But my client has no objection to the approval of a TRO
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
okay noted
jackg12025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
He trusts that Allah will allow him to commit jihad in a legal matter
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
ill rule on it tomorrow
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
oh jesus
jackg12025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
And knows that there is only one real God in this world
jackg12025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
Allah will look out for my client in a way the legal system cannot
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
if we do anything in game im ordering the defendants to leave their bomb vest at home
Counselor2025-01-26 12:50 a.m.
jackg12025-01-26 12:51 a.m.
My client would just like to also state, as he has requested me to note, that you will face final judgement at the gates of Jannah
jackg12025-01-26 12:51 a.m.
And i will now translate this statement into Arabic for our non-English speaking audience.
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:51 a.m.
oh im jewish i know that
jackg1
And i will now translate this statement into Arabic for our non-English speaking audience.
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:51 a.m.
please i was having trouble understanding you
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:51 a.m.
i need to hear it in my native tongue
jackg12025-01-26 12:52 a.m.
لا أستطيع أن أتحدث نيابة عن عبد الله، ولكن موكلي ليس لديه اعتراض على الموافقة على أمر تقييدي مؤقت. وهو يثق في أن الله سيسمح له بالجهاد في قضية قانونية. وهو يعلم أن هناك إلهًا واحدًا حقيقيًا في هذا العالم. وسوف يتولى الله رعاية موكلي بطريقة لا يستطيع النظام القانوني القيام بها. ويود موكلي أيضًا أن يذكر، كما طلب مني أن أشير، أنك ستواجه الحكم النهائي على أبواب الجنة.
jackg12025-01-26 12:52 a.m.
If requested I can submit on paper
jackg12025-01-26 12:52 a.m.
@mike_bn Your Jackass ^
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
ohhh i understand now
jackg12025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
Yea nw
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
thank you for the clarification
jackg12025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
نعم لا تقلق
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
anyhoo i grant plaintiffs tro
jackg12025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
All messages will be provided in both English and Arabic for your convenience.
jackg12025-01-26 12:53 a.m.
سيتم توفير كافة الرسائل باللغتين الإنجليزية والعربية لتسهيل الأمر عليك.
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
thank you sir
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
links should also be posted in arabic
jackg12025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
Im not sure if that is possible but i sure will try
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
all pleadings should be in both english and arabic
jackg12025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
لست متأكدًا من إمكانية ذلك ولكنني بالتأكيد سأحاول
jackg12025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
We will be submitting a motion shortly
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
also please translate to austrian/hungarian
jackg12025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
سوف نقدم اقتراحًا قريبًا
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
either or
mike_bn2025-01-26 12:54 a.m.
my native dialect
jackg12025-01-26 12:59 a.m.
@mike_bn Can you add me to the efiling site so I can file this motion
jackg12025-01-26 12:59 a.m.
@mike_bn هل يمكنك إضافتي إلى موقع التقديم الإلكتروني حتى أتمكن من تقديم هذا الاقتراح
jackg1
@mike_bn هل يمكنك إضافتي إلى موقع التقديم الإلكتروني حتى أتمكن من تقديم هذا الاقتراح
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:27 a.m.
tmmrw
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:27 a.m.
please start including hungarian translation
jackg12025-01-26 01:27 a.m.
Ok well I submit motion via this channel until then
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:27 a.m.
so i can better understand
jackg12025-01-26 01:27 a.m.
حسنًا، سأقدم اقتراحًا عبر هذه القناة حتى ذلك الحين
DISTRICT COURT OF MAYFLOWER FOR THE DISTRICT OF CLARK COUNTY BrendaPopplewell, Plaintiff(s), v. Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Quds, Abullah Al-Azizah a/k/a ManFaceIsBeautiful, Liban Haji Mohammed a/k/a SwagJason9 Defendant(s). Case No. CV-0095-25 MOTION TO SEVER TAKE NOTICE, that De...
محكمة مقاطعة ماي فلاور لمنطقة مقاطعة كلارك BrendaPopplewell, المدعي(ون), v. Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Quds, Abullah Al-Azizah a/k/a ManFaceIsBeautiful, Liban Haji Mohammed a/k/a SwagJason9 المدعى عليه. رقم القضية. CV-0095-25 اقتراح الفصل يرجى ملاحظة أن المدعى عليه ليبان حاجي مح...
Your Jackass I also want to point out the anti-Islamic rhetoric that is occurring in the gallery to this case
jackg12025-01-26 01:39 a.m.
It is completely disrespectful to my client and even though he cannot understand the meme due to his lack of English I still know he is offended by it
jackg12025-01-26 01:40 a.m.
I ask for reprimands distrubuted to the offender @Evexom
jackg12025-01-26 01:40 a.m.
أريد أيضًا أن أشير إلى الخطاب المعادي للإسلام الذي يحدث في المعرض لهذه القضية إنه أمر غير محترم تمامًا لعميلي وعلى الرغم من أنه لا يستطيع فهم الميم بسبب افتقاره إلى اللغة الإنجليزية، إلا أنني أعلم أنه يشعر بالإهانة من ذلك أطلب التوبيخ الذي يتم توزيعه على الجاني @Evexom
DISTRICT COURT OF MAYFLOWER FOR THE DISTRICT OF CLARK COUNTY BrendaPopplewell, Plaintiff(s), v. Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Quds, Abullah Al-Azizah a/k/a ManFaceIsBeautiful, Liban Haji Mohammed a/k/a SwagJason9 Defendant(s). Case No. CV-0095-25 REQUEST FOR APPOINTMENT OF STATE-CERTIFIE...
محكمة مقاطعة ماي فلاور لمنطقة مقاطعة كلارك BrendaPopplewell, المدعي(ون), v. Islamic State of Iraq and Al-Quds, Abullah Al-Azizah a/k/a ManFaceIsBeautiful, Liban Haji Mohammed a/k/a SwagJason9 لمدعى عليه. رقم القضية. CV-0095-25 طلب تعيين مقدم ترجمة معتمد من الدولة يرجى ملاحظة أن الم...
Your Jackass I’m not translating ts to a third language
jackg12025-01-26 01:26 p.m.
We’re in America you speak English.
jackg12025-01-26 01:26 p.m.
جاكاس الخاص بك أنا لا أترجم ts إلى لغة ثالثة
jackg12025-01-26 01:27 p.m.
نحن في أمريكا تتحدث الإنجليزية.
jackg1
Your Jackass I’m not translating ts to a third language
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:27 p.m.
yes you are
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:27 p.m.
if u want me to be nice to you
jackg12025-01-26 01:28 p.m.
Your Jackass maybe you could use a court appointed translator as well. Don’t worry I already requested the presence of one
jackg12025-01-26 01:28 p.m.
ربما يمكنك استخدام مترجم معين من المحكمة أيضا. لا تقلق، لقد طلبت بالفعل حضور واحد
jackg12025-01-26 01:29 p.m.
rávettél egy teljesen új googlw fordítóablakot. kérem, csak döntsön a dokumentumokról
jackg12025-01-26 01:29 p.m.
@mike_bn
jackg1
rávettél egy teljesen új googlw fordítóablakot. kérem, csak döntsön a dokumentumokról
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:32 p.m.
oh!
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:32 p.m.
i understand it now
jackg1
Click to see attachment.
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:33 p.m.
@capsulesalesman ask brenda his take on the motion to sever
jackg1
@mike_bn
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:33 p.m.
uh denied
Counselor
But I mean if yall have a free lawyer I can be appointed
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:33 p.m.
he knows english slang
jackg12025-01-26 01:33 p.m.
He was using Google translate
jackg12025-01-26 01:33 p.m.
This is unsustainable
jackg12025-01-26 01:34 p.m.
I ask again you consider the appointment of a translator
jackg12025-01-26 01:34 p.m.
I can send you a list of certified translators
jackg12025-01-26 01:34 p.m.
All of them provide their services for free
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
@Brenda added
Brenda2025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Perfect!
jackg12025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Bro how is this guy getting unbanned so quickly
jackg12025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Whats the point of even banning in the first place
jackg1
Whats the point of even banning in the first place
Brenda2025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
To give me a heart-attack and trauma
jackg12025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
(Arabic translation coming for previous messages)
Brenda2025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Let's cut straight to the lemon juice and not worry about my ban
jackg12025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Brenda please translate all correspondence to Arabic as well
jackg12025-01-26 01:35 p.m.
Thx
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:45 p.m.
Brenda has informed me that a motion for judicial notice is forthcoming. @mike_bn
Brenda2025-01-26 01:45 p.m.
My spirit medium is discharged
Brenda2025-01-26 01:45 p.m.
Remand, take charge
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:46 p.m.
lovely
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mike_bn2025-01-26 01:46 p.m.
uh
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:47 p.m.
Ms. Popplewell was hacked and is being impersonated.
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:47 p.m.
what was that for
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:47 p.m.
oh
shah used
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Case Modified
@shah has added @Brenda to the case channel.
mike_bn
oh
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:48 p.m.
I can verify if future filings seemingly by Ms. Popplewell are actually from her or the hacker, since I have her phone number (which was not compromised)(edited)
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:48 p.m.
Not to worry
capsulesalesman
I can verify if future filings seemingly by Ms. Popplewell are actually from her or the hacker, since I have her phone number (which was not compromised)(edited)
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:51 p.m.
you have his number
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:51 p.m.
i dont even want to know at this point
Brenda2025-01-26 01:52 p.m.
your honorable excellency(edited)
mike_bn
you have his number
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:52 p.m.
It was obtained in a similar fashion to me obtaining your LinkedIn, Your Honor
capsulesalesman2025-01-26 01:52 p.m.
I have a history of stalking all the judges I appear before on LinkedIn, not just you, fyi
mike_bn
@capsulesalesman ask brenda his take on the motion to sever
Brenda2025-01-26 01:53 p.m.
We think joinder is perfectly appropriate. The defendants acted together and their acts are part of the same controversy.
Brenda2025-01-26 01:53 p.m.
There's no reason to conduct 2 trials for the same offense.
mike_bn2025-01-26 01:54 p.m.
well the likelihood of the other guy appearing is slim
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE STATE OF MAYFLOWER BRENDAPOPPLEWELL, __Plaintiff, Vs. ISIS, et al. __Defendants. ___/ No. CV-0095-25 ORDER GRANTING DEFAULT JUDGMENT THIS CAUSE is before the Court on Plaintiff’s Motion for entry of Default and ...
Counselor2025-02-24 08:44 p.m.
Ah hell naw twin
Counselor2025-02-24 08:44 p.m.
I’m I reading that right?
Counselor2025-02-24 08:46 p.m.
480k?(edited)
Counselor2025-02-24 08:46 p.m.
Have yall lost yall damn mind?
jackg12025-02-24 09:27 p.m.
this is the most braindead order i have read
jackg12025-02-24 09:27 p.m.
brenda made this case to troll
jackg12025-02-24 09:28 p.m.
we all know his sweaty ass doesnt even play the game